We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

by Threat Level Burgundy

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Split EP with Llama Tsunami, Look them up to buy their half, or order a physical copy from our webstore.

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released December 29, 2011

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Threat Level Burgundy Billerica, Massachusetts

We're a Ska/Punk band from Massachusetts! We write songs about cartoons, zombies, friends, family and a wide variety of other things. We've played with bands like Big D & The Kids Table, Bomb The Music Industry!, The Supervillians, A Billion Ernies, The B Foundation and a ton more. Come see us play around New England soon! ... more

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Track Name: Disney Lied To You
Disney Lied to You

Well you can turn a smile into a frown
or sit around acting like a little whiny sad clown
you can sell your voice to a sea witch to get a guy
but there's a pretty good chance you'll...
DROWN!

Oh oh cuz disney lied to you!
 
Well you can be a street rat all of your damn life
and still end up with a rich and sexy brown wife
take the magic carpet out for a spin it'll probably work
but i bet it'll take your....
LIFE!

Oh oh cuz disney lied to you!

Well you can wish upon a star but
it won't get you far
and you can talk to fairies all day long
but it won't change who you are
and if you leave your toys at home when you're moving away
you won't find em in your mothers ford taurus someday
those movies are great but man they are so cliche

Well keep telling yourself that someday you'll be king
and all your adversaries don't mean a single thing
and you can survive a stampede on your own feet
but it would help if you had...
WINGS!

oh oh cuz disney lied to you!

Well we can find the city of gold or so i'm told
one fold but genghis khan is gonna scold me
control me and wreck my boat but we'll get away
even though our boat can't...
FLOAT!

oh oh cuz disney lied to you

!I love you, you love me, why did disney lie to me? (x4)

Well you can drink a potion to get big but it won't work on girls
and if you fall down a hole while chasing a rabbit you should follow him to a whole new world
and if attacked by wolves and you're running away
you won't find a giant hairy beast that will let you stay
those movies are great but man they are so cliche
oh oh cuz disney lied to you! (x2)
why disney why!?!?!?
Track Name: Siesta Siesta!
Siesta Siesta!

Keep it up kid
things are getting better
keep it up kid
how could it get any worse
keep it up kid
remember the good times

down down to where we used to be
when it comes to fault you always blame me
i'm not sure if that's really right
but when you look at me I think it just might

it just might be what your looking for
an easy way to slip unseen out the door
blame your problems on those that you love
to take the easy way out and cut

Keep it up kid
things are getting better
keep it up kid
how could it get any worse
keep it up kid
remember the good times X2

now we stand here looking at ourselves
trying to fi-gure a way out
get back to when we were friends
try living beyond the control of our parents

down down to where we used to be
you can finally consider yourself free
what you gonna do with your new life
just promise me your not gonna die

Keep it up kid
things are getting better
keep it up kid
how could it get any worse
keep it up kid
remember the good times X2
Track Name: Threat Level Burgundy
Threat Level Burgundy

Quiet morning in the city
It's time for you to go out and start your day
So stretch your legs, yawn, and exercise
You've got to be in good condition, to fight for your lives
Cuz bodies burning, fire crackling
Little kids attacking older men
respect your elders was so out of date
So grab your army helmets and machetes too
You've gotta be good and ready, when zombies are after you

Brains, that's all they care about
They wanna get to know you from the inside out
A penny for your thoughts or they'll just take them anyway

(Don't treasure your possessions or they'll take them away
I know, I know their ways) x2
Don't treasure your possessions anymore

Prepare yourself for the very worst
because the undead are among us, and they have a thirst
for your knowledge, cerebellum
you can do your best to tell them go away
but they don't listen or hear what you say
they always told me that ignorance is bliss
but i ain't never seen anything blissful as this
oh excuse me sir could you not nibble on my ear
he just keeps on nibblin even though i was clear

Brains, that's all they care about
They wanna get to know you from the inside out
A penny for your thoughts or they'll just take them anyway

(Don't treasure your possessions or they'll take them away
I know, I know their ways) x2
Don't treasure your possessions anymore

It seems like nowadays
there ain't noone you can depend
you can't even go outside without gettin
eatin by your best friend.........

Board up the windows and lock up the doors
You don't want them zombies knowing you home no more
because they want to come inside and put your brain in they mouth
and you ain't even listening to the moans coming out
because your too busy dying, too busy whining
if you wasn't listening then you need some reminding
that the zombies don't care about the screams that you scream
they only want to eat the place that houses your dreams

Brains, that's all they care about
They wanna get to know you from the inside out
A penny for your thoughts or they'll just take them anyway

(Don't treasure your possessions or they'll take them away
I know, I know their ways) x2
Don't treasure your possessions anymore
Track Name: 12/23 (Reprise)
12/23

Grab your shotguns And your Pistols
Make sure there loaded and well oiled
Board up your house
Zombies are coming for you

Never stopping never caring
No personality whatsoever
It's kinda like high school
But its not its a Zombie

Attack!
They'll eat your brains!

There are a few well oiled technics
For getting rid of zombies
Step one, shoot'em in the head
Step two, do it again

Kill kill kill all the zombies
Make sure you get all of them off me
Run run as fast as you can
i have no fucking

Plan!
They'll eat your brains

You better run You better hide
The living dead will be out all night
and in the dawn of the next day
The zombies will still be out to play

I will write in my diary
About the land of zombies
One day i hope we get to that island
to get away from the zombie

Attack!
They'll eat your brains!

Now you just got bit now you know what that means
That means your gonna become a zombie
I'm sad to say this is going to effect our friendship
Cause now i got to shoot you in the head

and this year for christmas
I'm not gonna buy any presents
Because of the zombie apocalypse
So you better

Run!
They'll eat your brains

And I Don't Know What I'd Do
If zombies got a hold of you and me and
we were screaming crying out in our on bitter pain
The whole world's gone completely insane