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Disney Lied to You

Well you can turn a smile into a frown
or sit around acting like a little whiny sad clown
you can sell your voice to a sea witch to get a guy
but there's a pretty good chance you'll...
DROWN!

Oh oh cuz disney lied to you!
 
Well you can be a street rat all of your damn life
and still end up with a rich and sexy brown wife
take the magic carpet out for a spin it'll probably work
but i bet it'll take your....
LIFE!

Oh oh cuz disney lied to you!

Well you can wish upon a star but
it won't get you far
and you can talk to fairies all day long
but it won't change who you are
and if you leave your toys at home when you're moving away
you won't find em in your mothers ford taurus someday
those movies are great but man they are so cliche

Well keep telling yourself that someday you'll be king
and all your adversaries don't mean a single thing
and you can survive a stampede on your own feet
but it would help if you had...
WINGS!

oh oh cuz disney lied to you!

Well we can find the city of gold or so i'm told
one fold but genghis khan is gonna scold me
control me and wreck my boat but we'll get away
even though our boat can't...
FLOAT!

oh oh cuz disney lied to you

!I love you, you love me, why did disney lie to me? (x4)

Well you can drink a potion to get big but it won't work on girls
and if you fall down a hole while chasing a rabbit you should follow him to a whole new world
and if attacked by wolves and you're running away
you won't find a giant hairy beast that will let you stay
those movies are great but man they are so cliche
oh oh cuz disney lied to you! (x2)
why disney why!?!?!?

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